i wet on a trp and i wet to a pohssinmr. and i wet to the lundaaqweam. and at the pohssinmr yoo hfto wea 3d glrsis.

(translation: I went on a trip and i went to a posh cinema. And I went to the London Aquarium. And at the posh cinema you have to wear 3D glasses.)

today is biancas bafday. se has a bafday cac .and se has a pest

(Translation: Today is Bianca's birthday. She has a birthday cake and she has a present.)